fuqyourlies:

reasonswhydansafail:

sleepingartist:

urbancatfitters:

if i ever start a band i’m going to name it “music” and then it will be literally impossible to find any of our songs on the internet

the first album : “Unknown album”

the hit single: “track 1”

album art

image

Some people wanna watch the world burn

reasonswhydansafail:

I know why Hitler did those awful things.

He did it for a Klondike bar.

he did it for the vine

the-devilish-diner:

ladiesloveloki:

the-devilish-diner:

the-devilish-diner:

Mom said that if this post gets 50 000 notes that I get to keep this little derp
Please help a guy out, he’s not a fluffy chicken but he’s my new best friend!

If you guys help me get this kitten, I’ll teach it to do a thing.

HELP HIM KEEP THE DERP…IF YOU DO, NAME THE KITTY ‘DERP’

I’ll name him whatever you guys want if I get to keep him!
allowmetoslytherin:

bronzebasilisk:

blu-thoth:

meta-bubbles:

DO NOT GIVE OR GET ANY VACCINATIONS FOR YOURSELF OR  YOUR KIDS………..

Ok, lets break this down nice and simple.
Formaldehyde is from the purification of the vaccine. 99.9% of which is removed. The reason it doesn’t give a dosage is so minuscule that it can’t be measured without going into picograms. That’s one trillionth of a gram. You breathe in more formaldehyde by driving down a busy road than in a vaccine.
Thimerosal is NOT elemental mercury, It is a molecular compound made up of carbon, hydrogen, mercury, sodium, oxygen, and surfer. This is used as a preservative for the vaccine. Thimerosal is used in a variety of other things, like tattoo ink, facial creams, nasal sprays. It’s toxic to humans only in fairly large quantities but highly toxic to aquatic born organisms like infectious bacteria. In short, it makes sure you don’t get salmonella from a stray bacteria from the chicken embryos.As for the dosage of the Thimerosal. That is the most laughable point in this post. It says 25 mcg, that’s micrograms, or one millionth of a gram. To put this in perspective, a dollar bill weighs roughly 1 gram, the average human eyelash is around 80-90 micrograms. The box also says that it contains a 5ml (milliliter/cc) vial which leads me to my next point.
A little simple math and we find out that 25 mcg = 0.00003 ml and a little more math we find that 0.00003 ml is 0.00006% of 5 ml. Let me put this another way. By the age of 5, an American child weighs about 50-55lbs and their body contains 55 mcg of Uranium. I don’t see any kids running around with radiation sickness, so I think they’re safe with a preservative in them.TL;DR: This is like saying you don’t want your child eating their baked birthday cake because raw eggs were used to make it and you don’t want your child getting salmonella from it.

THANK YOU

Honestly if you think that giving your kids vaccines that will protect them from deadly diseases is a bad thing, then you’re irresponsible and also fuck you.


(hey all that is true but some kids are super susceptible to these preservatives and can develop learning disabilities or autism from the reactions they get. there are vaccines without thimerosal that you can get and that’s perfectly okay too)
karengilian:

comic-phanss:

people-with-tiny-faces:

- j o h n  g r e e n -

TeH fUAlt iN uoR StAsrr S

mAEK JOHN FIND THE THING OGM

nonymoose:

canaydian:

you’re under arrest for being so darn cute! haha! just joking we know you killed that man

image

oddteens:

ill probably end up either as a nun or a prostitute

karengilian:

comic-phanss:

people-with-tiny-faces:

- j o h n  g r e e n -

TeH fUAlt iN uoR StAsrr S

mAEK JOHN FIND THE THING OGM

so i run a blog with two friends thats kinda funny i guess (rlly funny ok)

it would be lovely if you checked it out, request something!: people with tiny faces